[a weight loss story]
*kathrynoh at nemesis dot com dot au*
Since I don't have fancy technology like a digital camera, or even a regular camera, I couldn't take a pic of me in my new dress so here is an artist's impression. I wore my stripey stockings today too.
The round circles on my chest are the buttons, not my boobs, just in case you were wondering.
I think it's a pretty accurate picture cos I look like a kid's drawing in it.
I have a funny story but it might be TMI for some people so look away now. Tonight I went for a run and half way I really needed to poo. I thought I could wait but had to slow down to a walk and, about half a km from home, realised it got more urgent. I walked past a pub and could see their toilet sign so thought I'd duck in and use it. The bar looked practically empty anyway.
I walked through the bar, looking all sweatily elegant in my running tights and tee-shirt but the toilet sign lead to a corridor and, at the end of the corridor, was a room filled with dressed up families eating dinner. I had to walk right though the middle of them to get to the ladies! It was rather embarassing.
I also have another funny story but look away if you don't want to hear intimate details of my housemates. The night before last, I was about to go to bed and wanted to use the bathroom. My housemate was in the shower so I waited and waited and waited. I'd almost dozed off when he came out because it took him over half an hour.
I walked into the bathroom and wonder why my housemate had been reading a magazine in the shower - cos I'm pretty naive and unworldy. Then I saw the hardcore porn on the magazine and the lightbulb went on!
I was so tempted to knock on his door and hand him back the magazine, saying, think you forgot something but I didn't want to touch it!
Now I want to make a sign for the bathroom saying: Please restrict all non-essential bathroom activities to your bedroom as other people need to use it. Or maybe just: Don't beat off when I need to pee!
At least the handbasin was sparkly clean... and I don't even want to think about why!
I love your drawing!!
arrrrrrrrgh no way! that is hilarious. what was the magazine called, incidentally? not that it matters..
You look beautiful!
I think it looks just like you!
ewwwwwwweeee.. Gotta love fellas!!! That is gross!
You don't have good luck with pub toilets, do you? Ha!
OMG you are hilarious, what great stories. Thanks for sharing. BTW I definitely would have said something to the housemate, I can never resist embarrassing people!!
haha, i love that drawing! I'm glad you explained about the buttons though ;)
mwahahaha I love it!!! You seem to know when I need a laugh :)
Ewwww, why do men think it's better to wank in the bathroom? I guess they can clean up after themselves easier but still ... yuk, yuk, yuk!
that is the cutest pic! eww @ your housemate! i had flatmates that used to shag in the shower, god that was offputting!
Love the dress.. Boys will be boys hey?
Hehe, what a great pic and so you and LOL at your flatmate!! Gosh, I forgot about all that kind of stuff. I used to live with 4 guys in a warehouse with no real walls so yeah, pretty hilarious but uncomfortable at times too :-)
By 8:46 am, at
YOu make me laugh - that was one hilarious post! I started from the gorgeous piccie of you and didn't stop until I reached the end! Thanks for the best laugh I'll probably have all day - you definitely crack me up :) :) :)
boobs: 100 cm
waist: 81 cm
hips: 109 cm
thighs: 50 cm
Weekly Goal Lifestyle Changing Challenge-A-Rama
Week 1 - Drink more water
Week 2 - Cut out sugary treats