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[a weight loss story]

kathrynoh at nemesis dot com dot au

::21.9.06::

Me.. and some funny stories!

Since I don't have fancy technology like a digital camera, or even a regular camera, I couldn't take a pic of me in my new dress so here is an artist's impression. I wore my stripey stockings today too.

The round circles on my chest are the buttons, not my boobs, just in case you were wondering.

I think it's a pretty accurate picture cos I look like a kid's drawing in it.

I have a funny story but it might be TMI for some people so look away now. Tonight I went for a run and half way I really needed to poo. I thought I could wait but had to slow down to a walk and, about half a km from home, realised it got more urgent. I walked past a pub and could see their toilet sign so thought I'd duck in and use it. The bar looked practically empty anyway.

I walked through the bar, looking all sweatily elegant in my running tights and tee-shirt but the toilet sign lead to a corridor and, at the end of the corridor, was a room filled with dressed up families eating dinner. I had to walk right though the middle of them to get to the ladies! It was rather embarassing.

I also have another funny story but look away if you don't want to hear intimate details of my housemates. The night before last, I was about to go to bed and wanted to use the bathroom. My housemate was in the shower so I waited and waited and waited. I'd almost dozed off when he came out because it took him over half an hour.

I walked into the bathroom and wonder why my housemate had been reading a magazine in the shower - cos I'm pretty naive and unworldy. Then I saw the hardcore porn on the magazine and the lightbulb went on!

I was so tempted to knock on his door and hand him back the magazine, saying, think you forgot something but I didn't want to touch it!

Now I want to make a sign for the bathroom saying: Please restrict all non-essential bathroom activities to your bedroom as other people need to use it. Or maybe just: Don't beat off when I need to pee!

At least the handbasin was sparkly clean... and I don't even want to think about why!

# 13 comments * Post a Comment

I love your drawing!!

Ah....the joys of living with others...lol

By Leighanne, at 11:29 pm

arrrrrrrrgh no way! that is hilarious. what was the magazine called, incidentally? not that it matters..

i love that drawing.. very pippi longstocking!

By Shauna, at 11:49 pm

You look beautiful!

When I wwas 17 and at uni, I was friends with a flat of Irish boys. They were great fun but their flat was putrid. On the back of the loo was a brown folder. I looked in there one day only to find some really hardcore stuff. Nice.

Shauna - you keep beating me to the comments section. I always seem to see your comment just above me. I'll get you next time!

By Lainey, at 1:18 am

I think it looks just like you!
As for the housemate - why can't he just do it in his own room (with pleny of tissues!)?

By Sue, at 5:49 am

ewwwwwwweeee.. Gotta love fellas!!! That is gross!
Very funky littel dress!!

By Yummy Mummy, at 10:26 am

You don't have good luck with pub toilets, do you? Ha!

And there's no way I could resist making some sort of joke or snide remark to your housemate.

(Just goes to prove how easily men can f*ck and run. I bet he didn't even buy the poor magazine dinner and he clearly didn't take it back to his bedroom to cuddle.)

By Zara, at 11:35 am

OMG you are hilarious, what great stories. Thanks for sharing. BTW I definitely would have said something to the housemate, I can never resist embarrassing people!!
Happy "Last-day-of-work"!!
Bri

By Briony, at 2:33 pm

haha, i love that drawing! I'm glad you explained about the buttons though ;)

hope to see you at Karaoke!!!

By HD, at 3:16 pm

Ewwww, why do men think it's better to wank in the bathroom? I guess they can clean up after themselves easier but still ... yuk, yuk, yuk!

I like your drawing a lot, looks like a very cute outfit!

By Sarah, at 5:02 pm

that is the cutest pic! eww @ your housemate! i had flatmates that used to shag in the shower, god that was offputting!

By Kt, at 6:03 pm

Love the dress.. Boys will be boys hey?

By Cinders, at 7:48 pm

Hehe, what a great pic and so you and LOL at your flatmate!! Gosh, I forgot about all that kind of stuff. I used to live with 4 guys in a warehouse with no real walls so yeah, pretty hilarious but uncomfortable at times too :-)

By Anonymous, at 8:46 am

YOu make me laugh - that was one hilarious post! I started from the gorgeous piccie of you and didn't stop until I reached the end! Thanks for the best laugh I'll probably have all day - you definitely crack me up :) :) :)

By Ails, at 10:55 am