[a weight loss story]
*kathrynoh at nemesis dot com dot au*
I saw the funniest thing at the gym today - have you ever watched people do Body Jam class? It reminded me of that Fat Boy Slim video from a few years ago. The instructor was getting so into it but he just looked so wrong. I was trying to do my stretches but I kept cracking up.
Lately, there have been some things bugging me about my gym. Do these things annoy anyone else:
But I do like that we now have yummy Nivea apricot body wash in the showers instead of that generic soap stuff.
OMG!!! I am so with you on instructors who SING....sooo sooo bad!
Body Jam is THE best Les Mills workout available. I love it! Even though I probably look much worse than your instructor.
Just yesterday the my bodypump instructor split the class in two and made one half shout "Pump it" and the other half "Louder" along with the music.
Add to that list - people who douse themselves with perfume before there workout and people who don't wash their gym clothes!
Believe me if you want.... I used to do modern dance about 15 years ago and the 'fill in' instructor lit up a smoke.... no bullsh*t.
You know what I hate? When wannabe trainers come up to you and tell you that you were doing that rower all wrong! For one it is totally opposite to what the real trainer said and two keep your eyes off me whilst I am doing what I am doing! (mind you it wouldn't have been so bad if it was a hot young guy not some middle aged balding beer bellied man-NOT that I can hold that against him!)
And another thing.. When a personal trainer is taking their client on a session and they hog 3 machines because they are doing circuits and one of them is the last machine you need to do before you are finished and then they get shitty because you dared change the weight on one and interupt them whilst they are poncing on the other machine.
Sounds like you have a very entertaining gym. It must make for an interesting workout. People singing in a gym should never happen, NEVER!!!!!
hehe are you at my gym? I HATE it! every single spinning class, the music is way way way too loud and we never ever get to stretch properly.. in fact, I usually go do more stretching afterwards coz I just don't feel right hehe. All gyms really must be the same. Although we don't get nice soap.
Bwahaha gym bitching, so it's all true! Now I have to go off and put on that Fat Boy Slim album :-)
boobs: 100 cm
waist: 81 cm
hips: 109 cm
thighs: 50 cm
Weekly Goal Lifestyle Changing Challenge-A-Rama
Week 1 - Drink more water
Week 2 - Cut out sugary treats